Category Archives: Spew Philosophy
I Hope People Tailgate My Funeral
A lot of people consider the idea of thinking about your own death to be morbid. I don’t really spend time thinking about how I might one day die, and certainly don’t want to be dead. But the funeral, I … Continue reading
Resolutions
For many, New Year’s is a very special time. A time for celebration, hope renewed, and the annual realization that absolutely nobody knows the words to Auld Lang Syne. Still, it’s the sentiment of this particular time I’d like to … Continue reading
It’s All a Water Hazard
I make moves. Can say whatever you want about the objective or relative success of those moves, but standing uncertain and waffling is a character trait I seldom exhibit. I’ll pack up and move across the country on a dime. … Continue reading
The Reference Bank
I used to think it was just me. And to the extent that I abuse this phenomenon, it pretty much just is me. But I’ve noticed something in the past couple years interacting with friends of mine. Sorry, more specifically, … Continue reading
Rock Bottom and a Cry for Help
I just don’t know what to do anymore. Nothing makes any sense. My life has completely fallen into chaos, some might say it’s utterly destroyed. People who come in contact with me who haven’t seen me in a long time … Continue reading
Why I Don’t Vote
The fact that I’m no longer registered to vote surprises many friends of mine, especially those from high school who remember me as a vocal and often poorly informed presence on nearly all things political. Being politically oriented is a … Continue reading
Dailyspew vs. Glee: This Will Not be a Dance-Off
It has been a long time since I have reviewed a movie or television show, and it may surprise many of my readers that I picked this particular show to comprehensively analyze. After all, despite the immense popularity of the … Continue reading
The Twilight Zone’s Chameleon
Throughout the majority of my life, the idea of fitting in has been somewhat important to me. As a little kid growing up through the second grade, I was pretty much just like every other kid. I played sports for … Continue reading
Two Hearts Make for a Lousy Pair
I’m back in Los Angeles playing poker seven days a week again, and we’ve reached that point in our journey where the endless cycle of poker is beginning to cause mental breakdowns and nonsensical thoughts. The point where I feel … Continue reading
